If two dudes have butt sex, which one is gay?

thalensis:

i will knock you into the fucking ground if you call me ‘differently abled’ or ‘handicapable’ 

(via genoshaisforlovers)



egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(via iamtheflyingfuckyougave)



hmariewilson:

a99ron:

killianmyovaries:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

ednoncosplay:

Bruce is like “Our identities were a secret? I knew who you guys were 6 months ago.”

bats knows what pjs you got for xmas ok

HE KNOWS ALL

 

sNORTS

CHOKING

(via ruinedchildhood)




Intelligence is attractive.

But witty intelligence is even better.
I like someone who isn’t afraid to tease me and be sarcastic.
I don’t want all our conversations to be serious. What’s the fun in that? 

(via presidentbillclinton)